the car accident

A week ago today, I was almost killed.  So if you saw me, your lucky I could have been in a coffin.

I had decided to go to the library to work on resumes which i never actually did once i got to the library.  I start my car up and it starts shaking which was weird to me.  I pull out of the drive way and go into a side street and try to decide whether to go to the library.  I choose to go to the library because i figured I just need to have my oil changed.  I'm driving to the library and I get to this small bridge, at the same time a tracker trailer is on the other side of this very small bridge.  So i drive and the trucker drives at the same time, i guess my thinking that he would let me get over the bridge first was a little naive.  Since I had nowhere to go i drove my passenger side into the bridge.  Yep, I no longer have a passenger side mirror and my car is all scratched up.  If you think the trucker stopped think again, i stopped to get my destroyed mirror.  I had messed this mirror up a couple years ago, so i finished the job.

The next day my car didn't shake at all, go figure.  Yes, I think the car shaking was a warning from God but I didn't pick up on it. I'm glad I'm not dead.  I seem to have a lot of these close calls.

satan is a failure that's why i didn't die during my car accident, sucker! in addition when i realized that the original paragraph that was here had a lot of references to my friend's death which was painful and once i heard a voice tell me to and i quote: "take that fucker" once i realized it.  I was mad.  If you think you can use that to stop me writing about my life and what God is doing in it to heal me on this blog, wake the fuck up you ignorant piece of shit!  I'm not going to stop, you must really hate some of the stuff on this blog, you two-faced swine!

i realized later that my accident was very similar to an accident that killed a friend in high school and this has caused all the memories of that incident to come back.
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i'm going to write about the deliverance some other time and i'm going to write a tribute post to my friend who died in h.s. chow.

vanilla carmel fudge

vanilla carmel fudge

This ice cream is tasty and good, it has the best of both worlds: carmel and fudge.

8/10

how I slept my way to the middle

"The bigger the payday, the worse the crowd.  The other rule of thumb is:  the smaller the crowd, the harder and quicker the laughter dies, and thus the harder gig."  Good advice, I've actually experienced the smaller crowd problem.

"If you're starting out and have the chance to perform stand-up comedy in front of drunks in a bar, do it."  The reason he says this isn't so the performer can get drunk, its because if you can make somebody inebriated laugh you should be able to make anybody laugh.

"It's easier to point the finger at somebody else, yeah, but it's healthier to point it at yourself."  A piece of good advice i just wish some of my family and "friends" would take this message to heart.  I get blamed for a lot crap that isn't my fault and its fairly annoying to me.

the separation

the separation

Last night i was in my grandfather's room (he's in allentown right now) thinking about stuff and i got this really strong sense that i should create a separate blog for my comedy writing.  So today i created secret comedy portfolio and I created a fan page for it, I hope you join this since i'm not planning on posting the links regurally on my facebook page.  I am going to view this site as an online portfolio of my comedy writing.  Plus, it will give me a reason to write more comedy and hopefully it will cause me to become a better comedy writer.  I'm not doing this so i can write comedy that is full of profanity since i feel i can offened somebody a lot worse than by using curse words.  When i write comedy that is not my objective but it is a startling truth because jerry seinfeld and i'm paraphraing here says that if a joke only works if you have a curse word you have a big problem with your comedy.

neptune diner

so I went to neptune diner in the morning because I was hungry.  The waitress was nice and helpful.  I ordered a belgian waffle with chipped beef.  I liked the beef but i felt the waffle was to sweet, personally if the beef would have been a little more salty the sweetness would have been counter balanced.  Overall it was a good meal. 

this diner has a lot of good stuff: cheese steaks, cheeseburgers, omelets, crab cakes, etc.

http://www.theneptunediner.com/menu.htm

neptune diner
924 north prince street
lancaster, pa 17603
717-399-8358

ps. i'm not planning on doing that many local reviews the plan is to review restaurants that aren't in lancaster county but i wanted the first one to be local. i'm also not planning on reviewing chain restaurants.

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