attempted murder

early childhood:
A car ran over me.

preteen years
my brother almost drown me, i'm not sure if he did it on purpose but he was having fun when it happened.

teen years
rattlesnake in the grand canyon granted i never saw it but people on my hiking group (teen missions team) did

teen years into adult hood
numerous times i have had close calls with car wrecks the most dangerous one was recently when a tracker trailor almost ran over my car on a small bridge

so satan how does it feel to try to kill somebody and fail? sucker.