Tuesday, April 3, 2012

the awful orphan

1949 directed by chuck jones

"Acme Pet Store.  Your canary, Sir."

"There you are, little one. Gosh darn that old pet shop!  I distinctly told them to send me a canary and not a monster!" - porky pig

"What's the big idea?  I ordered a canary!  Not a dog!" - porky pig

"After all, dog is man's best friend, you know.  You should feel priviledged to own such an animal." - charlie dog

"I ordered a canary and I'm going to get a canary!  Dogs are out!" - porky pig

"Look, chum, you ain't got no dog, I ain't got no master.  It's inevitable we should get together.  Now listen, did you ever see a bird retrieve a dog?  Of course not!  Yet in me, you see one of the finest pointers that ever lived." - charlie dog

"Let's look at this thing in another light, chum.  Dogs is a comfort to have around.  You can't help but like it." - charlie dog

"That Mangy old trickster!" - porky pig

"Very well, then, there's only one thing left to do.  I shall end it all by throwing me self headlong into eternity!" - Charlie dog


"Looking for something, bub?" - charlie dog

"Boy, getting rid of that mutt sure made me work up an appetite." - porky pig

"Okay, you can stay.  And I'll tell you what I'll do.  I'll make you a nice dog coat." - porky pig

"Oh, goody!  I'm gonna have a wardrobe!" - charlie dog

"The places I've been and the things I've seen." - charlie dog

"Yeah?  Listen, you repulsive ape.  I'll save you the trip and come up and see you.  So say your prayers, chowder head, 'cause here I come!" - charlie dog

"All right, okay, I know when I'm licked.  I can take a hint.  You can stay.  You can be my pet, and I'll be your master.  I know my destiny.  I acquiesce." - porky pig

This is a great cartoon, that is very funny.
Favorite moment: when the dog kicks porky in the ass

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